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    November 06

    流氓天赋

    如果人生能像游戏那样可以点天赋,我希望我能更加健美灵巧。
    如果天赋能花钱洗掉,就像硬盘里的痕迹一样可以消失干净,我有很多劣迹还是洗掉的为好。
    如果我能重点天赋,我也不知道我改点什么。除了现在的我,不知道我还能做什么?
    天赋没有最好只有更好,更好就是适合,适合个性的天赋可以在自己精心操作和不断的练习下大放异彩!
    现在我想要什么天赋??
    想想啊。。。。。
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    可能需要那种说瞎话不脸红,批评别人的能力胜过安慰自己的能力,安慰自己的能力胜过记住别人恩惠的能力。只要自己得利,我管你1234567,别人不快乐,我快乐,别人快乐,我就不快乐了!这叫喜怒不形于色。这种天赋对一种魔法是免疫的:
    罪恶感!
    没有罪恶感我可以叫一班兄弟帮我撑腰去小学门口借钱,看老太太溜狗可以伸脚绊她,从来不用买东西,因为大街上可以要,单挑就找40公斤以下的,打架时候可以举俩哑铃呼呼带风着抡,只要谁我看着不爽,解开裤腰带就敢拿屁崩他。。。。像我这样的应该够当黑社会的了吧?黑社会来的时候我都不惜嘞他们,打车就走,头都不回!下车时候把车后座搬家去,把湿的地方挖了能当马桶座垫!不找女友找男友,还专找有女友的男友,这我把他们弄分了多有成就感:努力的小三儿啊!脱裤子的速度要比掏手机的速度快,打车从来都坐后边,骑自行车可以别大公共,开上大公共就干追飞机!
    我这天赋!靠,谁还敢欺负我,黔泥马勒闭啊!

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